aarn 🇺🇸 (アーロン)

kdf ‹𝟹

[g @34rths]

Out of sheer will I will undoom myself and kill this curse

[NIK @ns123abc]

>be Chang Liu
>senior system electrical engineer at Apple
>8 years working on iphone
>january 2026: leave Apple to join OpenAI
>apple asks for laptop back
>ignore them
>lmao it’s my laptop now
>within HOURS of leaving
>message Yu-Ting “Alyssa” Peng, friend at Apple:

Liu: “I still have another computer”

>uses it to access Apple secret info
>within weeks, use HER Apple work laptop
>february 9: try Apple’s network storage
>cloud repo of confidential engineering files
>authentication bug. still works!
>message Peng: “LOL, I found out I can access the [network storage], so funny”

Peng: “I’m ready”

>while developing hardware for OpenAI
>download DOZENS of confidential files
>including a thousand-plus-page compilation of technical files
>including MLB (main logic board) manufacturing + testing presentations

>send Peng links to Apple’s proprietary folders
>point her to specific project data
>coach her how to copy files “to avoid trouble with the security team”
>tell her which confidential Apple materials to study before her OpenAI interview
>warn her another guy “fumbled” Tang Tan’s questions about a secret Apple project
>“download some info” for her to review

>tell her: switch to LINE Messenger so nobody sees this
>she gets the OpenAI offer, leaves Apple April 16
>meanwhile every message was left on APPLE-ISSUED WORK LAPTOPS

>july 10: Apple Inc. v. Chang Liu
>named first. before OpenAI. before Tang Tan

LOL
so funny

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

they say you are what u eat #CrackerWithALilCheese

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Eggroll 🐻‍❄️ @EggrolarBear]

rock climbers always talkin bout some Belay... How bout you rub my belay

[Charles @charliefx_]

Bet more

[cliff @cliffster]

no one saw this coming

[havanese @sylphillis]

IM UP

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Dear market makers, this is who's stop loss you're hitting.

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Dieu nous a donné des mains parfaites pour gratouiller les animaux et au lieu de faire ça on a inventé le travail

[Austin Padgett (LudwigNeverMises) @LudwigNverMises]

If we privatized the electrical grid we would solve the air conditioning energy overload issues in about 5 minutes.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Younger generations are so irony poisoned that any sincere interest or hobby appears to them as a neurological disorder.

[very strange girl @oddcrittergirl]

With the number of Gen Z girls who call pregnancy “bodily horror” or say it “ruins your body,” you’d think our generation would be super fit or full of extreme health nuts instead of being obese.

It really just is a way to shame young mothers.

[CannCon @canncon]

Did Justice Alito just Canary Trap the Dobbs v Jackson leaker????

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Brutal

[aarn 🇺🇸 (アーロン) @aaronlaszlo]

glad to have been the peak 📈

[Jerusalem @JerusalemDemsas]

The Great American Math Collapse is happening right before our eyes.

@KelseyTuoc reports on this trend -- tons of similarities to the literacy crisis but also something very different:

In reading, top students have mostly held their ground, losing only a little, while scores have collapsed for weaker students.

In math, while the 90th-percentile scores have dropped, the absolute top students aren’t just holding steady: They’ve actually substantially improved.

Read more at @TheArgumentMag: https://t.co/H9Wdojz6al

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

from japanese wikipedia (autotranslated to english)

[Squigg @Squigg]

Ultimately, I have to be brave.