Aaron

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

a concept: leaving me the fuck alone

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

and no, we’re not accepting applications for more team members. all the positions for dumbass has been filled.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

it’s a new year so I’m here to remind everyone that this team is full of dumbasses

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

someone drove by, almost hit me, and had the nerve to fucking honk at me. it’s okay though. I memorized that fucker’s license plate.

can’t wait to smash the windows and key that bastard’s car.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

@wolfsprout It’s foul, that’s what it is.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

Nicky has been trying to get me to help him learn Chinese so he can read gay Chinese novels.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

I caught a fucking cold right before my exam on Tuesday. Just end me.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

@ClaraWFernsby Clever.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

Does anyone know how you can legally disown your entire family ? Especially cousins. Asking for a friend.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

@nickyhemmick08 @Andrew_Minyard_ don't expect me to show up to your funeral when Andrew murders the both of you (@xneiljosten10) in your sleep

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

For those of you who think that this is some deep life quote or some shit, Andrew is actually referring to the chocolate chip pancakes that Neil made for him which Nicky accidentally ate. I know this because Nicky tried to bribe me into helping him make chocolate chip pancakes.

[Andrew @03andrewminyard]

You can make a perfect copy, it still wouldn't be the same. Not everything can be replaced.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

Being on this damn team means learning how to have selective hearing because god, do I fucking wish I can un-listen to some of the stupid fucking shit they say.

[Kevin Day @02kevinday]

If Neil yells "this bitch empty" and Nicky yells "yeet" while chucking my coffee across the field one more time I'm going to yeet the both of them into a trashcan.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

Call my brother by the wrong last name one more time and I’ll make sure you lose more than a few teeth. This is going to be your only warning.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

in the moron chart alignment, neil would be dumbass and proud. andrew, unfortunately, would be a morosexual.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

I lose 4% of my life span every time one of these fools say something along the lines of “but French fries aren’t even French !” Dumbass, it was originally “French cut fries” which was then shortened to French fries., I’m with idiots.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

The Foxes started a new tradition where, once a semester, we all gather outside of Fox tower with boxing gloves and beat the shit out of each other to settle any grudges or grievances... Let’s just say it was not the best time for Nicky to confess about kissing Neil.

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

Listen, I didn’t force my brother to choose between me and Neil just so you dumbasses can start rumors of Katelyn and I breaking up. Disgusting.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

when will things be quiet…. when will i experience.. silence..?

[Aaron @aaronminyard05]

Why the fuck can’t I ever sleep?