Aaron Popp

Opinions are my own and in no way represent any organization; I write things I think are amusing and you read them. Deal? Deal. Also: SOMNIA 4 LYFE!

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

Don't have a whole heck of a lot planned for the holidays to tell you the honest truth.

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

The endless Twisted Tea bullshit memes were maddening a few weeks ago, but DAMN...enough with all the "Bernie in the chair" stuff. PLEASE STOP. IT'S EVERYWHERE AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW MY PHONE INTO A RIVER.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Never knew that the Statue of Liberty has a happy dance.

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

Local news recap:
- Election unclear
- COVID-19 rampant in MO. No one social distancing. Hospitals filling up. Elective surgeries postponed.
- (other news)
- Look at my kids playing H.S. football with a huge audience! No way we're spreading this virus! YAY, MY KIDS!

Me: Uhh...?

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Just remember: with incredibly few exceptions, Republican politicians stood by this man for the last four years.

They were on board with everything.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Would indeed be ironic if Donald Trump lost the presidential election by a margin of votes equal to the number of his supporters who died from COVID-19, for having refused to wear masks in public.

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

It's felt like summer for a while now, but it hasn't SOUNDED like summer...until tonight. Thanks @DannyMacTV @bthompson48 @FSMidwest !!! #STLCards

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

Remember when “You Don’t Know How It Feels” came out, and stupid radio wouldn’t allow an evil word such as ‘joint’ to be said, so they reversed it and it became ‘dnooyyjj’? Now you can buy weed legally but you risk catching a deadly virus. I long for those simpler times.

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

I’m only at 3 rubber bands. Personal best is 10. Got a long way to go.

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

I guess I’m really Bimpson, yeah. https://t.co/1RfU9FWBon #Bimpson #OhYeah

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

PRO TIP: when you're so depressed that it's hard to get off the couch or even turn on the lights, do this: order yourself like $25 worth of Chinese takeout. Just for you. You'll be motivated to get up, and when you get home you can have your own personal buffet! In the dark.

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

I want to meet the person that invented guacamole, give them a big hug, then look them directly in the eyes and say “Thank you. Don’t look away, look at me! THANK YOU.”

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

Office Work Pro-tip #738: Keep a Bic disposable razor in your desk drawer to trim any annoying unibrow hair before that important meeting.

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

Yep. Every day.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You are correct!

But you tried to extort a foreign government for personal gain, so here we are.

[Aaron Popp @aaronpopp]

Anyone else ever notice that "A Snuffleupagus" kinda sounds like "Encephalopathy"?

No?
Just me?

Never mind, carry on then.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
- Thomas Paine

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

Really hoping the entire season of Cowboy Bebop is shot in Corgi-Vision. #CowboyBebop

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

How egocentric of us to think that Space Aliens, who have mastered interstellar travel across the Galaxy, would give a shit about humans on Earth.