Aaron Seneker

I'd make a really good old man

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The prayers of the world are with the people of Ukraine tonight as they suffer an unprovoked and unjustified attack by Russian military forces. President Putin has chosen a premeditated war that will bring a catastrophic loss of life and human suffering. https://t.co/Q7eUJ0CG3k

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Wordle 211 4/6

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[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Amen.

[Ben Rector @benrector]

I correctly ranked Halloween candy. If you think they’re out of order, comment with what you think it should be and also why you’re wrong.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

I feel sad every Saturday in the fall for some reason..

[Kevin VOLone @Kevin_VOLone]

Wish all Tennessee fans would read the first word of all of my tweets from the past two months and get pumped for this season. GO BIG ORANGE 🍊🍊🍊

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

I don't like these Alexa commercials because mine answers the tv.. Every time.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Real patriotism is how you treat other Americans.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Don't you just hate rhetorical questions?

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Remember, there are two rules for success:
1) Don't tell all you know.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cooper. He built the picket fence himself. Needed a break from the rest of the world. 13/10 relatable af

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Clocks are time machines.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Spiritual community is important, yo.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Hats off to those with beautiful hair.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

@Apple yesterday: UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE PYRAMID. Now with LTE.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

@matt_paradis Ah ha! You see? Instant fix. Thank you, kind sir.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

What if I want to use Face ID to unlock my fancy iPhone X and it's like, "Nah.. U too ugly. Go away pls"?

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

My teachers always said me had bad grammar.

[Aaron Seneker @aaronseneker]

Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's son?

His son. He's a little Bigger.