Aaron Settle

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[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

It sure would be nice if @netflix had some sort of next tier customer service so you could talk to someone else after the help center f’d up the account and then shrugs and says the best option is to wait a month and try again. But what do I know

[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

@TPMvideos Me broken down at the end of Phantom Manor. This is after four minutes of sitting there being groped by Melanie Ravenswood

[Stubbs Austin @StubbsAustin]

due to weather concerns, we are evacuating and the Mountain Goats / Hold Steady show is on pause. Stay tuned, we expect this to be a temporary delay!

[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

Another day, another time @FedEx lied and said they attempted a delivery when they most certainly did not, as were open and helping customers when they said no one was here

[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

A few friends asked me to post more updates (any) on my writing. At the same time a couple of theatre companies asked for my social media, so I made an account just for that. Hopefully I have cause to use it more than I use this one. You can follow @aaronwritespla1

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Lucy from the Peanuts is a narcissist and an emotional terrorist. I think about this a lot.

[Rob Dobi 🏁 @Robdobi]

i called a conservative morning show and tried to name as many punk bands as i could before they caught on.

[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

@Lowes Does your customer service department actually help customers? I ask because they’ve been less than helpful assisting my wife. She’s been lied to multiple times, promised call backs and just now hung up on so she gets to get back in the queue

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

A modern love story.

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[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

@FedExHelp why do your drivers lie and say they attempt delivery when they didn’t? Sending me an email saying they tried to deliver at 3:08 is insulting as the store was open and I was at the front of the store all day.

[DICK'S Sporting Goods @DICKS]

@NCAA Our teammates have worked quickly to get truckloads of fitness equipment ready to send to the women’s @ncaawbb @marchmadness bubble – we are standing by to deliver it and have your facility outfitted within hours! Let’s make this happen.

[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

@TPMvideos

[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

Just a little excited about this. Thursday March 4th at 7 PM Central Time

[Aaron Settle @aaronsettle]

@FedEx It would be nice if your drivers would actually attempt to deliver items to my store before marking it unable to deliver. Two days in a row they marked my package undeliverable while I was in the store.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

One week.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

The fact that suddenly there are no objections to Biden’s presidency being certified is not just about the horrific events of today, but it’s a tell that this always was theatre to some of these clowns. This was a game to them, but they learned how real this shit is today.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

just tweeting because trump can’t

[Zoe 🫶🏻 @lavieenzoe]

Wild how Covid cases are spiking, but stores can’t be bothered to enforce their own mask policies. Cc: @JoAnn_Stores

And of course this was in Rockwall, TX 🙄

[Special Olympics @SpecialOlympics]

It's official! @SpecialOlympics Florida athlete @ChrisNikic is an IRONMAN 🏃‍♂️ 🚴 🏊‍♂️

Chris made history as the 1st person with Down syndrome to finish the full triathlon. His feat landed him in the Guinness World Records & inspired so many around the world! #Choosetoinclude #IMFL