Aaron Stangarone

One time a drag queen told me I looked like Ezra Miller.

[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

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[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

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[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

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[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

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[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I need joe Biden to fix inflation because me buying myself little treats is the only thing getting me through some days

[Leo Beletsky @LeoBeletsky]

Wish Elon had bought Teams

[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

@golfergrl5008 Me too :(

[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

@golfergrl5008 With who?

[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

@golfergrl5008 That’s a good thing!!

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

dads will see an overwhelmed exasperated underpaid waiter and think “i bet what they really need rn is to riff with a stranger”

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Still chasing the high I felt that week when we thought Trump might die.

[prance @bocxtop]

u have to wait 4hrs to get a covid test 2yrs into the pandemic but in the time u spent waiting jeff bezos made $3 million so there's really no way to tell if america is bad or not

[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

@Brrriiiidget No way

[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

@golfergrl5008 Woohoooo!!!!!

[Carrie Hope Fletcher @CarrieHFletcher]

Trans women are women. So the idea of casting a woman to play a woman is hardly a "gimmick". 🙄

[Aaron Stangarone @aaronstangarone]

@Keanu_Reags Yermin is the mascot for the Buffalo Broncos. And he’s looking for a promotion. And quite frankly I think he deserves it.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

"Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts"

Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt