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it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

[Stijn Noorman @stijnnoorman]

The biggest scam in the world:

Alcohol.

It's destroying your brain and health.

Here's what alcohol does to you (backed by science):

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@mamabear2_7 @MopHandel @XYZHIHZYX @notlouisck @get_ded_ Kids are like tattoos. No will admit to regretting them

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@RonFilipkowski Not a cult

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The stark difference between Twitter alternatives Post News and Instagram Threads: App Store screenshot from the user data each collects

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@alienlabsTED How do I get my paws on this

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That line hits differently when it comes from Kendall

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@FutureToday8 @wills_account Correct

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@SwaggyCTV @historyinmemes If we’re lucky

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@DSzymborski Dang Grover got done dirty, the only full body shot…

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@vanessasierra00 @jakeshieldsajj TRUST MY GUT genius level pun

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@RonFilipkowski His voice is getting incredible

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@TVietor08 As soon as the entire country hears that voice on a debate stage he’s done

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@neontaster You earn the recipe by making it below the fold and through the gauntlet of outstream video ads

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I’d rather be called anything other than ‘buddy’

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@GaryPetersonUSA Someone please teach Junior how to stand

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Just gave a buddy $1K for his startup and immediately put angel investor in my LinkedIn bio

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@franchisewolf Just gonna leave this here https://t.co/yXXUjAI0Vr

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@JoePostingg https://t.co/yXXUjAI0Vr

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@AnicaSeelie 🎶 hello dugout my old friend 🎶

[Henry Cohen @henryzcohen]

America built one (1) non-car dependent city, it became the center of our cultural and financial aspirations, and than we proceeded to never make one again