(should’ve been a) Coach

I’m not saying much, common sense ain’t common

[Kingi @trademarktaz]

Thick Lebanese women from metro Detroit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[NFL @NFL]

Lions, RB Jahmyr Gibbs agree to 3-year, $75.75M extension, with $51.5M guaranteed, to make him the highest-paid RB in NFL history. (via @RapSheet)

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

We had crazy flash games back then.

[JR Levert @JRho_11]

Aight man lmaooooo

[Lillers✨ @Lillipie101]

Pussy ruined his ACTUAL life because racist losers gassed his shit online😂🫵🏾

and NO crowdfunded money can be used towards the bond😂🫵🏾

AND THIS NIGGA SHOT HIMSELF TRYING TO FIGHT SOMEBODY😭😭😭

[TYFDisciple @TYFDisciple]

My dog passed away this morning.
Some time just before 6am.

He had a wheezey cough.

I didn't hear him coughing or anything that made me think he was in distress. I went out back to go check on him (as usual) and he was.. gone 😔.

Perry.
13 years old.

He lived.
He was here.

[Yonan @yonann]

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad

“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”

“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”

“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”

[Saif @diol2n]

رجل كولومبي يدعى نيكو كان برفقة زوجته عندما اقترب منه رجل غريب واخذ لوح التزلج الخاص به، تبعه نيكو لاستعادت اللوح بدون شجار الا ان الرجل تحدى نيكو وحاول افتعال الشجار

نيكو حاول جاهدا تجنب الرجل لان نيكو بطل في رياضة الجيتسو ويعلم انه سيفتك بالرجل بسهوله لكنه لا يريد المشاكل، لكن الرجل اصر على المواجهه وحاول سرقة اللوح مرة اخرى وهنا قام نيكو بتثبيته على الارض لمدة طويلة في وسط طريق السيارات واجبره على الاعتذار حتى اعتذر وافلته وجعل منه اضحوكه امام الجميع

كان بإمكان نيكو ابراحه ضربا وهو ما سيفعله اي واحد مكانه لكن نيكو اختار تلقينه درس قاسي ومحرج له بدون ضرب

[Hey @heyzuesx]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!! 🎊

[@sindizulu86 @sindizulu86]

Love yourself enough to walk away

[SB911 🍊🚑 @SouthernBoy911]

His first three text messages were to his old unit, his group chat, and his dad, all 3 said the same thing- "stateside kill bitches"

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

to this very day I do not know how he got away wit this 😭😭😭😭

[Chris Bear @ChrisBearFX]

He's gone. He fought to the very end. Thankfully he went fast.

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Seeing a woman you really like naked for the first time must really be something

[apollo @apollophanes]

The night before Julius Caesar was murdered, while he was sleeping, the doors and windows of his bedroom reportedly flew open by themselves, waking him up as moonlight poured into the room.

The sacred weapons of Mars kept in his house began rattling and clashing in the darkness without anybody touching them. Beside him, his wife cried out in her sleep after dreaming that she held Caesar’s mutilated body in her arms while blood poured from his wounds.

Across Rome, strange lights and fiery figures were said to have appeared in the sky, while unexplained cries were heard during the night.

A small bird carrying a sprig of laurel flew into the Senate house and was immediately surrounded and torn apart by a flock of larger birds.

By morning, every sacrifice warned him to remain home. One animal was cut open and found to have no heart.

Caesar decided not to attend the Senate, until Brutus, one of the conspirators and a man he trusted, persuaded him to go.

As Caesar left, a statue of him inside the house fell over and shattered. A man rushed up and handed him a final written warning naming the conspirators and placed it directly into Caesar’s hand.

Caesar carried it unopened into the Senate house, where he was stabbed twenty-three times.

[Zeeti @DJZeeti]

You know a woman loves you when she pushes you to prioritize your health

[TopG Clips @topgclipsX]

Andrew Tate explaining how there’s ONLY 5 real races in the world is absolutely hilarious 🤣💀

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Take it personally. At this age, people know exactly what they’re doing

[X @Xouy17]

Ppl be thinking it's a joke until they can't reach you no more.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.