Shmendrick Lamar

Comedian, Reluctant Podcaster, Word doer. K.A.I. on @BtHDnD

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Who called it western wear and not ranch dressing

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Honestly brilliant of the white house to onboard the world's only even less likeable billionaire

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@mrgyeom https://t.co/alaBaTlczx

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@elonmusk You'll never be funny and nobody besides the dumbest and worst in society will ever respect you

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@elonmusk People thought you were gonna solve the you problem once and for all after you got booed by that Chappelle audience

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@dieworkwear @WavyEighty It's spelled cuneiform actually

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@jodeecalm I mourn the death of the decent human being you used to be

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@rallysfanclub I'm so sorry guys! Sending love

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@jodeecalm Your brain is pudding lol

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@TotallyAllen When a chihuahua and a German shepard love each other very much,

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@fritzisdead @allierosejokes Once drake dropped "kill da wabbit" it was over

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@AlexEdelman No givesies backsies

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@Prest0nT0mpkins But then how will the brands in the tv know to kill themself

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@bransonreese @pants The very best

[Andrew O. @TheOrvedahl]

Hey yawl, my third album just dropped, just like that. 'Now That's What I Call Comedy Vol. 21' out wherever you want to hear it. If you want to buy it, here's my Bandcamp page:
https://t.co/mN4HZpdrns

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@TheOrvedahl Yes, he's the best

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If Wes Anderson directed chernobyl

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

Chappell Roan think she Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga think she Madonna. Madonna think she John Waters. John Waters think he the hamburglar.

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24 hrs clean from celebrating even the smallest accomplishment with cocaine, this calls for a little celebration