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I don't use deodorant because liquid awesome flows from my pores.

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Happy Birthday, Jack. http://t.co/Vp1KlZt277

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@QueenofSpain Step one: Move the fuck outta my house.

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@lvdjgarcia @QueenofSpain Go Trojans.

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@QueenofSpain @undercovermama @nannyanya wait. Are you guys still talking about soap?

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@undercovermama @QueenofSpain Did you tweet that from your phone?

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@lvdjgarcia There is a new one tonight. We did not do it.

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@lvdjgarcia *some* of them.

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@lvdjgarcia @akmcquade No I'd like that.

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@QueenofSpain @Beregond That is the best part.

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@QueenofSpain @Beregond Yeah. Your death is going to be long and painful.

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So this happened. http://t.co/9Dx68taLnQ

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#PrisonerOfAzkaban http://t.co/9V6YdJe9Hg

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@QueenofSpain Don't be. We did pass it after all.

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Gate 7 http://t.co/E48Vbg8bRF

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@avitable @LotusCarroll @mrsflinger We're on a mission from God.

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@mrsflinger @LotusCarroll @avitable FLINGER!!!!!!!!!

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@lvdjgarcia @QueenofSpain Nyet.

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@QueenofSpain nuh uh.

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@QueenofSpain Noooooope.

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@QueenofSpain No.