Aaron Wade Bailey

I like slobbery dogs. That is all.

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

I never tweet. But #gmfb needs to see this. A pair of Alstott jerseys don’t deserve #notnewjersey, but maybe #pawnewjersey? I dunno. We’re still workshopping the name.

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

When the wife is not home, and the dogs are being jerks, I speak to them in my Jason Statham voice. I call them wankers. Not proud. Let’s keep this between me and you, my zero twitter followers. #dogsoftwitter

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

Wait. @KyleBrandt and @WillSelvaTV share a birthday? I don’t even have to google it. George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Albert Einstein...all clearly born on January 24th as well.

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

I’m the mostest horriblest twitterer, but for an @KyleBrandt birthday, I will crawl out of my twitter tomb. Happy birthday, you brilliant prince. Knowing I get to see you and the #GMFB gang is the only thing that gets me through my morning workout.

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

@geophr3y I promise you a vegan poo. Soon.

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

@geophr3y Would you accept dairy free poo from your annoying vegan friends?

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

Hey, @ilonabaileylmt ever have to lock 250 pounds of dog in a room while the cable guy is working, then get to listen to them tear the room apart from the other side? Yeah. #dogsoftwitter

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

@BrianWynne78 @untappd Don’t have any idea what any of that means. I am so sorry you have me as a friend. I am sooooooo out of touch.

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

Watching RuPaul’s Fan Favorite Queens of All Time as we wait on the cable guy. I admit. More excited about the new season of #DragRace than the Super Bowl. #securestraightguythatjustloveshisdragqueens

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

With the #bucs season all but over, the only reason to live is #rupaulsdragrace is coming soon.

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

The Bucs and Packers have been such a disappointment this year, the graphics guys won’t even credit them with showing up for two games. #checkyourwork #gmfb #ontotheoffseason

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

How dare people from my past ignore me in public before I can ignore them first? You win this time... #touche #youhaventseenthelastofmeoratleastpretendedyoudidnt

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Love this!!!! I need this in my life!!! 🙌🏼❤️ https://t.co/D62h1P8Vkf

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

Had a beer last night with my dad. Pretty average Sunday. #straightmenrealmakeup

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

Working on a faux wall with @ModernMasters metallics and aquastone #baileydecorativeartists #decorart

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

Here's #BaileyDecorativeArtists new employee @ilonabaileylmt fauxing her 1st ever outlet! She killed it! #BDA #art

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

First boyhood crush: @TheRealElvira This one's for you. Over 50 horror references. Acrylic on canvas.#horror #halloween #lovethenerds

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

Pretty sure Colonel Mustard threw up on the #Jaguars unis after gagging himself in the library with a candlestick. #JAXvsTEN #gmfb

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

CNI Dogs.
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
#englishsnob

[Aaron Wade Bailey @aaronwadebailey]

The chill pills are a total success. Thanks, @PetSmart #HurricaneMatthew #dogsoftwitter