I never tweet. But #gmfb needs to see this. A pair of Alstott jerseys don’t deserve #notnewjersey, but maybe #pawnewjersey? I dunno. We’re still workshopping the name.
When the wife is not home, and the dogs are being jerks, I speak to them in my Jason Statham voice. I call them wankers. Not proud. Let’s keep this between me and you, my zero twitter followers. #dogsoftwitter
Wait. @KyleBrandt and @WillSelvaTV share a birthday? I don’t even have to google it. George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Albert Einstein...all clearly born on January 24th as well.
I’m the mostest horriblest twitterer, but for an @KyleBrandt birthday, I will crawl out of my twitter tomb. Happy birthday, you brilliant prince. Knowing I get to see you and the #GMFB gang is the only thing that gets me through my morning workout.
Hey, @ilonabaileylmt ever have to lock 250 pounds of dog in a room while the cable guy is working, then get to listen to them tear the room apart from the other side? Yeah. #dogsoftwitter
The Bucs and Packers have been such a disappointment this year, the graphics guys won’t even credit them with showing up for two games. #checkyourwork#gmfb#ontotheoffseason