Aaron

Must not sleep. must warn others.

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

@FedEx your website is all sorts of broken. spent way 2 many minutes unsuccessfully trying 2 configure delivery options on my stupid package

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

I have a #LastManOnEarth theory - Melissa finally breaks down, shoots and kills everyone in the season finale, becomes #LastWomanOnEarth

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

"When you die, there's nothing. Not even colors. Not even black." - my kids are fucking savage

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

@NeonIndian Help me settle a debate please - is it Polish Girl (as in nail polish) or Polish Girl (as in nationality)?

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

I am truly terrified by two candidates who compete for who will be more destructive to the world. #DemsInPhilly

[Claudia De la Cruz & Karina Garcia @votesocialist24]

Our supporters marched with thousands of #Bernie activists and others against the #DemsInPhilly
#NeverHillary

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Dems and republicans have their differences but one thing brings us all together: everyone dies alone & is quickly forgotten
Eat Arbys

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

"So you keep walking and then it sprouts the Pokémans" - old people on Pokémon Go

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

Me: What would you do if you got kidnapped by ISIS?

Wife: Nothing. They'd probably make me their Khaleesi

#relationshipgoals #isitracist

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

If I had three wishes, *at least* one of them would be for this to happen https://t.co/By56FS96ID

[john lehr @JohnLehr]

We are on a massive phone conference now discussing Quickdraw. These are people who can make it happen.

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

Does anyone know if fresh catnip is stronger than dry? Asking for a friend #crazycatlady

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

My wife just told me to stop tweeting because "no one is even following you" #relationshipgoal

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

"I love Purple Rain. I wrote fan fiction for Purple Rain. I run a forum for Purple Rain" all these super fans all the sudden #PrinceRIP

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

@SKWBN Exciting! I hope to hear more songs in Swedish. 'Studenter På Flak' is my favorite of your songs!

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

@SKWBN Came to see if the rumors are true. Are you guys really making new music?!

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

@JohnLehr That's optimistic enough for me!

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

@JohnLehr @nancyhower @hulu Feel like I just woke up from a coma. Where is Quick Draw Season 3?

[Aaron @aarosaurus]

@Starhawk17 Liked your piece in Zenith. If only everything could be told with a LotR metaphor.