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Me in 2006 - watching the 4th quarter of a preseason game to get a look at the Ravens 5th string RB

Me in 2026- googling “fantasy football sleepers” 2 hours before the draft

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Posting IG stories to Facebook is so exhilarating like who’s gonna watch

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Watching the woke previews at the artsy theater before seeing odyssey in 70mm

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Grocery store sushi shrinkflation is out of control

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Legendary top five

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The Tell Me Lies party scenes drive me insane no one was having an Apres Ski party in 2009!!

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When I get an alert that my UPS package has left a facility at 4am

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The Ethiopians are gonna be gagged as FUCK

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Duffer Brothers showing people you can make a series finale that isn’t bad

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Company - here is your $20 refund

Me - nice just made $20

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Classic Wawa Gobbler costs $10 now

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Do people know you can see their instagram activity? Like I am doing it performatively but some people need to touch some darn grass

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Would rather watch a 2 hour Taylor-Travis retrospective than Mr. Beast

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The Barnes and Noble k-pop section being across from the Taylor swift section feels like entrapment for mentally ill people (🙋🏻‍♂️)

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Person I had a crush on in high school/haven't talked to in 15 years hardlaunched her bf on insta

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Hanging out in the Dudes Rock section of Whole Foods

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Sitting next to a couple on a date. She is explaining what the Me Too movement is. He has never heard of it. I am going insane.

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In customer support hell because I had the audacity to try and buy a book from Barnes and noble’s online bookstore

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Went to club World Cup today and I walked past 2 Brazilians filming a guy in a saquon Penn state jersey who was yelling go birds and showing them his Super Bowl 52 tattoo, best city in the world