aarzoo

[duke of dumb 🍉 @mrsdofenshmirtz]

my nicotine addiction has gotten frankly out of hand but I don’t really have time to deal with that

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[xo, jas¹⁰⁰⁹ ˙⋆.˚ ♡ @jasxcals]

can we normalize cancelling plans because you feel fat as fuck

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

only 3 months? girl if you don't forget about that ngga rn.

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how i got into Lying

[John Pointless @JohnPointless_]

I find it very fitting we all died together

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[nicole @liluziflirt420]

ordering a margarita with a molly rim

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[arson @desi0re]

niggas never on topic😭

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

There had to be another analogy

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

THREE BUMBACLAAT PUSSYRASSCLAT ALBUMS????????

[vic @CountOnVic]

3 albums is insane how am I supposed to learn all them lyrics in one day

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

i be at work ugly as fck and idgaf