Alyssa Ashley

We have to be children when it comes to love. We have to be vulnerable and free

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway....

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

Tending bar this evening at @asiagos_pitt ! we gots beer and that's what really matters. #SantaBarCrawl #NorthShore #WhereBeerFlowsLikeWine

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

putting pictures of fluffy cats on the ceiling doesn't make the trip to the vagina doctor any less uncomfortable. #FYI

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

Dorito Fingers + your cell phone = a terrible life choice.

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@BWagner1162 I'd stick with soda or pop, ya say both and you're gunna get raped.

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@BWagner1162 my defense. #deadbodyweight

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@BWagner1162 Apparently it's also #ToplessTuesday....One of Victoria's many secrets...#PlentyOPadding

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

Passed my PA Property/Casualty exam Saturday, put in my resignation today, start my new posish on Monday....@BWagner1162 #PantsOffDanceOff?

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@BWagner1162 this is happening.

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@BWagner1162 at least ours aren't the only ones.... https://t.co/e4gbBACIMq

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@BWagner1162 sistaaa from anotha mistaaaah. #iwonderifthisonehasapnea

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@Stush111 @BWagner1162 nooooo....#yessss

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@BWagner1162 ....As in heads up 7up?

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

No, I don't want to fucking play Bubble Witch 2 Saga on facebook. I want to smash my phone off of your face now. #ImAnAngryElf

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

Everyone's out here with baby fever, and I'm just trying to decide if I want the big or even bigger bottle of Moscato. #PumpTheBreaks

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

Finally, someone who knows what they're talking about.

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

Spin classes on my lunch break? #HeckYes

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

So, if a bra is called an 'over the shoulder boulder holder' what do they call men's underwear? An 'under the butt nut hut'?

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

It's when we're real with ourselves, that we become equipped to deal with real life.

[Alyssa Ashley @aashleydroz]

@Jennifiyyahh bishyyy <3 can we love soon? #ineedyahinmuhlifeeeeeee