Andrew Skolnick

[Andrew Skolnick @aaskolnick]

Learning the Trumpnazi salute.

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@thehill What an asshole. 😟

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... And here's a view of him with his lap dog (more accurately, his Ankylosaurus tsuris). It's kind of an error prone errand boy who works for table scraps, which more often than not consists of discarded Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl leg bones. 🍗🦴🍗

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Here's my latest artistic expression of the inexpressible. It's a portrait of Trump's Great-Great-Great-Great ^ 700,000 grandfather Tyrantosaurus hex, that shows tiny hands has been a long, long, long family trait among males... 🍗🦴🍗

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@syndrome22q1 @KellyWintersss @RexChapman @reflog18 @BrandonTalks @Ewok @dmfdmfmusic @RonColeman @LeaKThompson @funder Hello Justin.

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@kevincarroleary @hunterw Really? In Saudi Arabia? Hot dog!!! They certainly do deserve each other. 😠

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If you'd like to download this poster, print, and hang it where others will see it, be my guest. 😉

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@tribelaw Actually, for the flat earth "theory" there are dozens of simple observations and experiments people can do to definitively prove our world is ball shaped, not flat. It would be easier to prove we're far more closely related to fresh water hydra then we are to chimpanzees. 😉

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@sciencematter @statnews I was shocked when I heard after which I was greatly sad and shocked.

Do me a big favor my dear Cathy. Promise you wont go before I do... 😩

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@Shirley71841528 @Mo_Mz_2030 No, she's a bad joke. You know, the kind that makes you hurt when you laugh.😢

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In 2016, I thought only certifiably bat-shit crazy people could fail a test like this. What a twinkle-eyed optimist I was. Live and learn.
So painfully sad to see tens of millions of Americans give up learning to become zombies following demented tunes from Putin's Pied Piper.

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@Kaceesthoughts She offered Trump and or Pence sex? Just guessing.

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@Ordinary1World It could be worse, you know. You could be Melania Trump who puts up with the worst shit imaginable from all three of his malodorous orifices. Though maybe not for much longer. Even if there's a prenup that would leave her penniless, the "dirt" she has on him could make her rich.

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@Baligubadle1 @Ordinary1World Wow! @RealJamesWoods still has testicles? I thought he lost them along with his brain. 🤔

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@Ordinary1World Pretzels? Really? 🤔 I think those Repuglicans look more like fatally poisoned rattlesnakes twisting themselves into rotting knots.

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@PreetBharara @Ordinary1World I think a mathematician might say this a little differently -- a single piece of confirmed evidence is infinitely more than zero evidence.

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@Ordinary1World Amy, I think you misspelled "impaled."

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@gtconway3d @Ordinary1World Yeah, but Thughugger Trump still holds the allegiance of @KellyannePolls and about one third of Americans. Also keep in mind, he has very powerful friends in the Kremlin and Saudi Arabia's Al-Yamama Palace. 😨

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@Ordinary1World Yes, Democrats run the government while Republicans ruin the government. Been that way since not-quite-as-crooked-as-Trump Nixon embraced the Republicans' "Southern Strategy" to convince racist scum in southern states to switch parties to prolong their hard-fort-for apartheid.😠

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@becivilandkind @AP @EricTrump Erroric Trump "a piece of work"? Are you using "work" as a synonym for "shit" because you want to @BeCivilandKind? Is that really necessary when replying to one of the most odious pieces of "work" in the history of America?🤭