Ash 🌙

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[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[Durag Activities @King_Biancaxo]

Y’all really gotta let those grandfathered in friendships go. Y’all are hanging with terrible ppl because of nostalgia.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

The literacy crisis is hurting funny bitches the most on social media! We can’t make jokes cause nobody knows how to read! Everyone is so literal that when a funny bitch is being hyperbolic or sarcastic, here comes the non reading crowd. Like a girl can’t make jokes no more!

[َ @gffyoq]

"are you ok?" omg no but for the purpose of this conversation, yes i'm fine.

[✮ @istgnolimit]

"people you may know" & it's someone i'd set on fire

[¥ @laylanaiim]

And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.

[brandon* @brndxix]

son LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ash 🌙 @aasstr00]

I’ve been eating all kinds of lettuce and there has been no diarrhea. I’m destined to be big I guess…

[ً @artfuIchaos]

if standing up for yourself burns a bridge, then fuck that bridge.

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[tiffonii @Tiffoni__]

I hate being updated on people I don’t like. I do not care.

[Cinthia @cinthiasustaeta]

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

Apparently I’m not even going through anything, I just need a lot of money

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when someone is being passive aggressive but it's ok because I'm abt to be direct

[faith @heymurvlana]

love island is really good material for a sociology/psychology class

[Ash 🌙 @aasstr00]

It’s nice to see that my vote matters on Love Island since it clearly doesn’t seem to matter elsewhere

[: @trevorngl]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours