Allison Jones

digital marketing geek

[burnsey @mrs_hippiequeen]

today is the 7th anniversary of san diego accidentally setting off their entire show at the same time, resulting in the funniest and most efficient fireworks show ever

(CAUTION: LOUD 😂)

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@gustarizz Fascinating

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@gustarizz @USPS I feel this so much. THE WORST

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@michaelguenthr Ok but seriously how does this work and how do I do targeting like this

[Julz @azedi]

*Opens bottle of bleach*
Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open.
Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it.
*nephew looks at bottle in amazement*
Nephew : How did it know I was a child?

🤣🤣🤣

[schmox @IvoryGazelle]

[inventing the toaster]

engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4

chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

One for the ages!!

#GigEm #12thMan

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

This is the best

[Lauren Wormell @alley_lauren]

found this on my parents phone... someone please tell me what they were on

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@Kristen_ONeal 😂 the emoji

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@gustarizz 🤗🤗🤗 so pumped

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@gustarizz Yes same! We should meet and become real life church friends, yeah? #needmorecouplefriends 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@gustarizz Yes!! We’re members! Do y’all go to 9 or 11?

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@LaceyJenison Can u run for office plz

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@michaelguenthr 100% would watch

[✨ @laylnxr]

flight departure: 5:00pm

my parents at 8:58am: https://t.co/WU9X5HVa2T

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@michaelguenthr Scratch that I hate the font

[Allison Jones @aautrey11]

@michaelguenthr yeah I got that 😂 but tbh I’d put it in my kitchen 🙈