I just have to say I’m tired of fake people crawling around my life and pretending they’re someone they’re not. But I’m too good of a person to say anything🙄
PROS OF COFFEE:
-delicious
-makes life more tolerable
-kills appetite so you can save money
-sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans
CONS OF COFFEE:
-???
-???
-???
Me after a weekend away from work/gym: aren’t you excited for me to come back & spend every second together?!??!
@heatherrm_ : no
Me: ....
@heatherrm_: still no
Someone lmk where I can find a better friend plz she’s rude
All you girls who lay out every day and go on trips every week and go out every night..how!!!??? where do you work!!!!?? what’s your source of income!!! asking for myself
My nephew projectile vomited on me & pooped through his clothes onto my shirt & I still said “I’ll take him” as my whole family laughed & I smell like I haven’t showered in 2 months😂 #bestauntever