Aavish Bilal

Procrastinator | Illustrator | Wanderer | Foodie | Nemophilist | CEO and Founder of @thejournalpost

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If you break a girl’s heart, at least 12 of her best friends are plotting your downfall.

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Due to insomnia, I got so many Australian followers.

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I just wanna write jokes not about our country falling apart.

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@hrosecaldwell That’s great how much you charge per word? And your favourite topics are?

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The World Cup is so exciting because the entire world is playing with our balls! 😂😀 #WorldCup2018

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My dream car is a FedEx truck so I can park anywhere.

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My hero is Yogi Bear.

60 years in the business, 0 sex scandals.

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"You want me to email you a PDF of Michelle's speech?"

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Currently can't hear anything in one ear which means I'm stage 1 PMLN supporter.

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I just came to know @LittleThingsUSA have shut down their operations.
I feel really sad for the hundreds of employees who lost their jobs. I would like to offer them jobs at @TheJournalPost at the same (or better) salary packages. Forward me resumes at [email protected]

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Hey sorry I'm so late traffic was really bad and I left my house 7 minutes after I was supposed to arrive.

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It was a great honour sharing a stage with @nabeelaq yesterday #neoTv #Ideacroronka

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You don't really know someone until you've seen their camera roll.

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When god is upset with you

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After 10 min of Instagram stalking, your phone should turn into front facing camera to show you the monster you've become.

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Me: What could possibly go wrong today?

Anxiety: Have a seat...

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Hey Instagram,

No need to notify me when someone started a "live video". Notify me when my ex starts looking fat in selfies.

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I just hope we get to see Game of Thrones end before the world does.

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"Fuck it, I'll wear pajamas at work"

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@CMShehbaz hello sir can I have your email address?