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Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball??

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill a cat.

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When people ask a dumb question, I feel that it's my duty to give a sarcastic answer.

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Teacher: Why are you at school so early? Kid: My mom told me to go to hell.

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Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook, and Waka Flocka in person.

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I hate when ppl take my glasses, say"wow u really cant see!"No shit I dont take a random persons wheelchair, say "wow u really cant walk!"

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Do you ever wonder if anyone reads your twitter like everyday just to check on you.

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I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don’t talk to me

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magine Alicia keys complaining in a super market "THIS MILK IS EXPIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEDD"

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imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you

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Imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

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do you ever wish that you could just un-meet someone?

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Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you, living and shit

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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation.

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the most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you.

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Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago..

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i've grown so unattached from people like i could move across the country and not give a shit about leaving anyone expect for like 3 people,