Aayush Saraf

Chartered Accountant 🎓
Auditor by day ☀️, Auditor by night 🌙
Professional tweet liker

Sometimes geopolitical sometimes gym

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

@viralbiryani Been there. Gautam ko Gaytam likha hun.

[Meher @meherness]

For the AIEEE exam, I was assigned a center at Kharghar (I lived on western railway line) making it a 2.5 hr journey. Enroute to Dadar, my train came to a sudden halt because someone had died on the tracks. To make my exam, my father and I had to disembark on the tracks...

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Bro. If the dude from cred is running WhatsApp or a pau bhaji counter, wish him well. Stop treating someone else’s success like it means your failure. Nahin aane vala tha WhatsApp HR ka call tere Ghar pe.

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

INDIAN EXPRESS DROPS A LAND BOMB ON BJP CM 🔥

After Mohan Yadav became Madhya Pradesh CM, his family and real estate companies reportedly bought at least 137 plots spread over 168 acres in and around Ujjain.

This is the same Ujjain being reshaped for Simhastha 2028 with highways, road widening, townships, riverfront projects, medical city, IT park and new commercial zones.

The most damning part is this: out of the 168 acres bought after he became CM, 111 acres are reportedly located along roads announced by CM Mohan Yadav himself.

His family already had land. But after Dec 2023, the land buying saw a sharp jump, right when Ujjain’s development map started turning into a goldmine.

Indian Express repeatedly asked the CM for answers. He stayed silent.

This is how BJP turns religion into a business model 😡

[Veena Jain @Vtxt21]

What happened in Ayodhya is happening in Ujjain, Madhya Pradesh now

CM Mohan Yadav's Wife, Son and Daughter in law purchased almost 165 acres of land in Ujjain for around ₹45 Crores

Then suddenly Govt has announced a plan to develop Ujjain named "Ujjain Master Plan 2035"

Coincidentally all their land is near the Govt announced projects

Now their land's value went up multiple times

And then Modi says, "Na khaunga, Na khane dunga" 🤡

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

Beautiful morning weather today

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

A rare instance of real journalism in Amritkaal and a very good example of the BJP business model. Read the thread.

[World Cup 2026 Daily @TotalFootball]

The Norwegian team and fans doing the Row are just beautiful.

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

Highly recommend using https://t.co/QCTiKAWrOd

[Try metricfinance.app by Vansh @threeoneonetwo]

I turned down a 6 lakh Rupee grant in the USA 🇺🇸 to build something much, much bigger in India 🇮🇳

Here's what happened 👇

I was about to launch a startup in the USA, I had the funding & and a plan, but then I realized I was solving the wrong problem.

The real problem was something much closer to home.
Millions of Indians want to invest in the stock market but think they're not smart enough.

They see a balance sheet and panic, or they see a cash flow statement and freeze.

But here's the truth I learned as an intern working on deals worth a 100 million dollars and more: finance isn't complicated. It's just badly explained.

So I came back to India and built Metric Finance.

On Metric, you can search for any stock, and in less than 60 seconds, you get to know everything about the financial health of the company

No jargon. No gatekeeping and absolutely 0 finance degree required.

People spent 4 years in college learning what this app does instantly, & now we have close to 500 people who have used this app in less than 2 weeks.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

History is made.

Lionel Messi is the all-time top goalscorer in @FIFAWorldCup history! 🤩🇦🇷

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

@Barchart https://t.co/hMr6Oi1nFD

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

Most of the unrealized losses at US banks stem from Fed rate hikes. As these securities are largely classified as held to maturity, the losses remain in books unless sold. The real risk is liquidity if depositors rush to withdraw funds, as seen with Silicon Valley Bank.

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

Most of the unrealized losses at US banks stem from Fed rate hikes. As these securities are largely classified as held to maturity, the losses remain in books unless sold. The real risk is liquidity if depositors rush to withdraw funds, as seen with Silicon Valley Bank.

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Banks

U.S. Banks are currently facing unrealized losses of $316 Billion, an increase from the prior quarter 🤯👀

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

Erasing mcap of over $250 billion 🤯
That’d be equivalent of Reliance and Infosys both. Might as well throw ONGC to make it even

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Elon Musk's SpaceX $SPCX falls 10.5%, erasing over $250 billion from its market cap today.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Elon Musk's SpaceX $SPCX falls 10.5%, erasing over $250 billion from its market cap today.

[Word @umarfof]

The less u care, the more u live.

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

@DSouzasDiary @Nepali___Keto Lol same

[Aayush Saraf @aayush796]

@DSouzasDiary @Nepali___Keto In case of permanent exemption

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Meta’s biggest investment is not CRED, it’s him

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app