AbQuotes

The best quotes of Abigail Nommensen documented by Abbie Gates “it’s a no from me dawg.”

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My butthole is wide open. I could shart at any moment.

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Ab: I feel like my ass is literally out
Blair: it’s not
Ab: okay well I don’t have an ass then

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*does somersault on couch*

“Ow! I’m an injured manatee”

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Am I a true adult now that I like sour cream?

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*Shots placed on table*
Abbie: “where did this come from!?”
Abby: “God.”

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I got supple boobs that you can suckle out of

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*mask falls below nose*
“Oh no I’m a republican!”

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Turn the lights off. Carry my home.

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*in a southern accent*
“I’m sweatin’ my dick off.”

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Wow y’all really never had a toilet seat slide while you’re on it have you hahaha I was not referencing explosive diarrhea (or was I 🤨🙃😏)

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There’s nothing more suspenseful than sitting down on a toilet and going for a ride you weren’t expecting. Like dudeeee I didn’t just sit on a roller coaster. Stay in your spot please.

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Holy fucksticles

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Me to my mom “You don’t know my schedule I may have a date or something then.”

My mom *chokes on her ice cream at that exact moment*

You right, Ma I don’t have a date but your timing is impeccable 🥲

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Okay I’m ready to be honorably discharged now 😭😭

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I did not see any schlong dongeyI just saw naked body.

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This morning while I was in the living room I sneezed, and Abby texted me all the way from downstairs and said “Bless you bby”. 😭 No ab, bless YOU.💖 @abbynommensen

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*no line at the Taco Bell drive thru*
This is God telling me he loves me

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If I ever have Gucci tennis shoes, slap me across the face.

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Briana: *describing and offering to Abby a cotton candy grape*
Abby: welp my nipples just got hard

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I’d like a refund on my life choices.