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hi mom

[yuki @ruicharadrius]

why did americans stereotype us as pronouncing "no" as "naur". we dont sound like that. i have never heard an aussie say "naur".

[elijah @goodguybandaid]

Using ai to live out your nice guy power fantasy scenarios is unironically smthn bear would do

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

One day in HS, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "wtf are you talking about you" then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

My husband saw me before vs after

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We're in a weird era where a guy gets publicly shamed for running his sprinklers on a Tuesday, while a data center the size of a Costco quietly drains a reservoir so AI can generate a picture of your cat as a medieval knight. And the data center gets a tax incentive for it.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

For the love of God, please change the Spotify icon back. We’ve been through enough this year.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m an astronaut
You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon

[❀ rainy ❀ @mygoodgr4ces]

when i say i hate all men that does not include Noah Kahan

[lilly! @taylenahq]

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

i know i love the life of a showgirl a whole lot because seeing people’s negative reactions and criticism doesn’t even bother me if anything i just feel really bad that they’re not having as much fun as the rest of us. im so sorry!!!!!!!! get well soon!

[Loky @lokymann]

My age is news to me every single time I remember

[head taybrina⸆⸉🩰 @headtaybrina]

the message sabrina is trying to convey is that men treat women like their pets (etc) but the cover doesn’t necessarily help that argument due to the fact that the general public is dumb and unable to comprehend satire