im a bagel

Im a bagel living in a panera bakery.

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Bagels have spring break year round.

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Why was everyone jealous of the bagel?

Because he was an everything bagel.

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Bagels don't have to learn math

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Bagels can't talk.

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#askconor do you prefer internet ir creamcheese on your beagle.

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Bagels will never be able to fly a plane. Bagels do not have a brain.

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A bagel is trustworthy. Always.

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I got negative five bagels.

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Autocorrect. But anyways, I did not get a 5lb box of bagels for Christmas.

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New idea-
A bagel plane.
An airplane that gives you bagels instead of peanuts.

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If you are not comfortable being yourself, always, always be a bagel.

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Fun fact:
Bagels don't take finals.

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Heaven= bagel+cheese+egg+bacon+toaster.

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So a guy just walked into panera and asked for a banana bagel?

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Instead of a $50 sweater, you could just give me $50 worth of bagels.

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Waffles are awful, bagels are great, that didn't ryme.

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Please take my account survey, I want to improve my account so one day it will be as fabulous as the taste of a bagel. link is in my bio.

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Since it's flu season, eat a bagel.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bagels are tasty
And cream cheese too.

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Bagels bagels bagels bagels all the way oh what fun it is to eat a bagel.