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📺 🎥 living for my damn self

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

As far as I’m concerned Hallelujah was composed specifically for Shrek

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

Getting married at MSG is so ugly 😭

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

Flying 15 hours to show up to a wedding you were NOT invited to is BIZARRE behavior.

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

Today I was held hostage in a conversation where I learned entirely too much about the Dune series

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

Fresh cut and color you cant tell meeeee nothing!!!!

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

Perfect weather in NYC to walk on the right side of the sidewalk. Let’s all go outside and walk on the right side of the sidewalk

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

I just saw a video that said gossip is a form a witchcraft like okay way to give it some pizzaz ✨ 🔮

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

Watched a guy in a Tesla with 360 cameras and self parallel park attempt this spot for 20 minutes just to give up right when he almost had it. Really painful watch.

[Wonderkitty, Eldritch Orca🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

I swear 50% of societal issues are because parents just refuse to have potentially uncomfortable conversations with their children and have for generations.

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

Welcome back Ray Gunn

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Probably going to have a really hard skull due to this.

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

For someone who says, “ you know, the thing” I say “use your words” far too often

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

If we renew our lease this June I am PAINTING. Idc anymore.

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

If my husband doesn’t learn how to shuffle a deck of cards like he means it our relationship will suffer

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

This is not cropped jacket weather ppl wtf are you doing

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

I tested the waters and used “kms” with a coworker. It did not go well.

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

It’s incredible how a nice trip can be completed ruined within a few hours. If my niece and nephew didn’t exist then neither would my visits home.

[vm ❊ @tentwentysixpm]

can’t we just invent new quaaludes? don’t we have the technology?

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

“I don’t even have road rage; I’m just disappointed in everyone’s stupidity.”

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

This girl tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I did calisthenics bc I looked ripped. I will be riding this high for the forseeable future.

[αвιgαιℓ @abakalaba]

Tapas: come hungry, leave starving