Andy Baldovsky

Texan living in Chicago

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@MattWallace888 @grok Leon Lett may have something to say about that.

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@MrPitbull07 So after you got over yourself, expressed gratitude and said "thank you", what happened?

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@Nikkiiee_d She does until she says “More hotter”.

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@EdKrassen He lives in a gated house within a gated community, correct?

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@harryjsisson I think this whole “I’m gonna be a ball buster” experiment has run its course. You’re not good at it. Go back to taking selfies in Capri pants with your ambiguously whatever “friends”. That’s more your style.

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@AngelaBelcamino You’re hot. Take the win.

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@Abu_Jawaadd They’re all married

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@DrRitaDed Have you considered a white windowless van?

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We're allowed to make fun of the Tom Brady CrispiPro commercial...correct?

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@JoJoFromJerz Your mindless one trick pony posts are lazy and stale.

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@maddenifico I know that guy. He's a great dude. This is Chicago. We hang out with friends that wore Harris/Waltz t-shirts, and Biden/Harris shirts. We all get along and drink together as friends and respect each other. You should try it some time.

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@MelonieMac Your mom

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@AngelaBelcamino You've also become a pretty damn insightful follow on the social.

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@gordonkeith Please tell me we are breaking down the National Anthem performances tomorrow morning. I need a reason to wake up.

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@RepMarkPocan I used to live on that…then they raised minimum wage.

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@JoJoFromJerz I hope that’s a lie. If you’re not in a cult and you’re not an idiot, then you’ve got some serious issues.

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@harryjsisson @elonmusk One day @harryjsisson when you’re closing up the local McDonalds and telling your 15 year old coworkers how you used to party when you were their age, you’ll think to yourself; if only I put my future and dignity before other people’s politics…

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@nocertainlynot They look happy. Why jinx it by getting married?

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@nocertainlynot I’m pretty sure they’re common law married by now. It all works out…good for them.

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@raggapegs Handle your inevitable decline into irrelevance with some dignity. You’re an embarrassment.