Brooke Anderson

I literally check this more often than I answer my texts

[Brooke Anderson @abanders1]

Crashed out so bad over voice notes my friend who never cusses went “damn, you need a rage room…” and that is why I don’t send voice notes

[Brooke Anderson @abanders1]

Unfortunately (male) my friends have now discovered that I don’t just read romance novels, which means I have to reread a bunch of old books I’ve owned for years to discuss it with them….

I can only take so much dystopian or murder mysteries

[Atlanta Nole 🍢 @nole_atl]

A loss for Miami is a win for America

[Brooke Anderson @abanders1]

I gave my friend a book rec and they gave it 5 stars… im invincible now, nobody come for me

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Parent of PhD proudly describes totally unrelated research project to friends and family at Christmas table

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Nobody:

Guy who just moved to Tampa: you HAVE to visit bro. The girls man. The beaches are ok, it’s the gulf. But the bars are like the most average cookie cutter bars imaginable. The food tho man. Mediocre. But the weather man. Great 3 months of the year. I’ll buy you a ticket

[Brooke Anderson @abanders1]

Guy friends are a pain in the ass… why am I literally doing their gift shopping?

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

Updated look at the state of Florida 🏈

[Kylenol PM @Cletus75]

Same old South Florida, my brotha

[ComeToUSF @ComeToUSF]

And suddenly I couldn’t care less about the rest of the season. Thank you Todd Orlando, thank you Alex Golesh, thank you USF defense.

Reports confirm, this is still the same old South Florida.

[Barstool USF @Barstool_USF]

Dear god. Wake tf up!

[USF Football @USFFootball]

Your South Florida Bulls are ranked #24 in @cfbplayoff poll! 🐂

#ComeToTheBay | #StayInTheBay

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

WAKE THE FUCK UP!! ⏰

THE GREEN & GOLD PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY! 🤘

MANY HATERS & LOSERS WOULD LOVE TO SEE US LOSE… 🤬 IN FACT THEY ARE “PRAYING ON OUR DOWNFALL”… SAD!

LETS GO 1-0 TODAY 💯

I DONT GIVE A PISS BOUT NUTHIN BUT THE BULLS! 🐂

GOD BLESS AMERICA & USF 🇺🇸 🤘

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

RT if your team is UNDEFEATED 💥

Before it's too late.

[🤘Sidelines-USF🤘 @SSN_USF]

☑️USF controls its own destiny to the American Championship and the CFP

☑️ central fla lost again

It's been a beautiful bye week🤘🤘

[diana ✡︎ saw phoebe @spidermulaney]

what the hell oh my god

[USF Athletics @USFAthletics]

Alright, we got a @USFFootball dub on a car backup camera

[Brooke Anderson @abanders1]

I know my close friends know my struggles with chronic illness very well, but damn I hate when they actually see it in person.