abby

cats, naps, snacks//
18&19 fantasy football champ//
Natl Suicide Prevention Lifeline 800-273-8255 / The Trevor Project for lgbtqia+ youth

[abby @abanga4]

Yesterday I heard a youth say "all fax (facts), no printer" and you can bet your butt I will be trying to incorporate this phrase into everything I say this week

[ABC News @ABC]

ZOO DEBUT: Ahava, an adorable 3-month-old snow leopard cub, made her first public appearance this month at the Brookfield Zoo outside Chicago. https://t.co/ta3ZCDn5OY

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

White folks about to be way more upset that Black athletes refuse to entertain them than they are about anything that’s happened the past 4 days.

[Mariah.♡ @MariahAnne96]

If the Office Characters went to colleges in South Dakota. A thread:

[abby @abanga4]

Just read "22nd" as secondy second so I think my brain is broken

[abby @abanga4]

I've been thinking about this all day

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

.@NHLSeattle_ another pro team whose name doesn't end with S 😎 welcome to an exclusive club, Kraken!

[abby @abanga4]

Incoming/current college students: this is bad advice. If you have questions lmk

[Erika @emesola]

College freshmen: Don’t waste your tuition dollars at a 4-year university if all of your classes are going to be on Zoom. Instead, save money and take your gen-eds at your local community college. Your degree will be the same in the end and your wallet will thank you.

[abby @abanga4]

The cat keeps finding bugs in the house and I've never been more simultaneously thankful for and annoyed by her

[abby @abanga4]

@cban21

[abby @abanga4]

@cban21 Like a plague? Too soon.

[abby @abanga4]

You ever just wake up and miss Shopko?

[abby @abanga4]

@cban21

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

this will never not make me laugh

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Make sure to give everyone this look when passing them outside today

[abby @abanga4]

Millennials blaming Gen Z is so Boomer of us

[Lecrae @lecrae]

We haven’t lost control of our lives, we’ve lost the illusion we were ever in control.

[abby @abanga4]

I think I'm addicted to small talk about the weather

[delia paunescu @delia_p]

i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.

"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.

what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

[abby @abanga4]

"Frick"

[NFL @NFL]

Ever wonder what a sideline sounds like during a historic 20-point comeback?

@KirkCousins8 and the @Vikings have you covered. #SKOL (via @NFLFilms)

[abby @abanga4]

Reese's pumpkins.

That's it

That's the tweet.