𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞

( @shorthaltflutes )

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

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[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @shorthaltflutes]

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𝒍𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝒐𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝒎𝒆
ㅤ

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

hah ! yes , that's a mich nicer way of looking at it .

[— 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 @RAVENSCHAMPlON]

Just means you're the niece I can drink with.

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

eh . whatever you say boss .

[‎ ࣪˖ ＊ ︶ 𝓥𝙴𝓼𝙿𝐸͜͡𝐫 ᴰ͟ᴱ 𝕽𝙾𝓵𝙾 @youngderolo]

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❛ see .ᐣ ❜ young either way .
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[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

well -- young in gnome years . and human years , i guess . but i was still born before all of yous .

[‎ ࣪˖ ＊ ︶ 𝓥𝙴𝓼𝙿𝐸͜͡𝐫 ᴰ͟ᴱ 𝕽𝙾𝓵𝙾 @youngderolo]

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how old are you again .ᐣ
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[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

i'm older than all of you

[‎ ࣪˖ ＊ ︶ 𝓥𝙴𝓼𝙿𝐸͜͡𝐫 ᴰ͟ᴱ 𝕽𝙾𝓵𝙾 @youngderolo]

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don’t be like that . you’re not old .
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[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

Gods , seeing the other members of Vox Machina's kids makes me feel old .

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

i'll show you FEISTY

[— 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘐𝘚 𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘒 .ᐟ.ᐟ @barddownunder]

Ooh, feisty.

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

TRY ME

[— 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘐𝘚 𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘒 .ᐟ.ᐟ @barddownunder]

If Delilah's got Shorthalt, guess that means I gotta go for his brat.

Ah, she isn't nearly as much of a challenge though. Boring.

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

she's stressing . . . head is pounding .

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

she'll be listening .

[—.𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘌 𝘋𝘌 𝘓𝘈 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘛 @delilahsdemons]

she has something that may interest Kaylie .

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

she didn't get a wink of sleep last night . too busy worrying for her da .

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

THEY FUCKING TOOK HIM

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

i'm jumping the queue

[𝕷𝙾𝚂𝒾𝙽𝙶 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ᴹ͟ᵞ ‍ ‍ ‍𝕽𝙴𝓁𝒾𝙶𝒾𝙾𝙽 . @whirringcog]

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get in line , you’re not the first and definitely not the last . . .
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[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

huh . evidently .

[𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍. @bladehuntings]

“You’ll have to get in line.”

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

i'd like to have a word with the matron of ravens

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

no dad i will not be calling pike trickfoot mom if you marry each other

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

oh , very depressed indeed . he's -- we have a complicated relationship .

[───𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙎. @wakeup_d3adm4n]

ㅤ⠀OH - oh, yeah no.

ㅤ⠀Very different ends on the. Insanity spectrum there.

ㅤ⠀. . . . . . Are you sure he isn't like. Depressed -

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

wh - oh , no , no .

he's just -- very self-loathing and indescribably horny .

[───𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙎. @wakeup_d3adm4n]

ㅤ⠀. . . Well, he's not like. Trying to take over a city, yeah? Or a world?

ㅤ⠀Is he like, a mad scientist?

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

hmmm . . .

i mean . . . just insane in a sort of weird way . hard to explain in such binary terms .

[───𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙎. @wakeup_d3adm4n]

ㅤ⠀Ah-ha, yeah. Let's - let's go with that, for lack of a better term.

ㅤ⠀So - insane dad, huh? Like. Insane in a . . . Good way?

[𝓀𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐞 @abardsresent]

he's just an insane person . he's not evil . i'm gonna assume yours . . . is ?

Kaylie . nice to meet you .

[───𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙎. @wakeup_d3adm4n]

ㅤ⠀Oh- o h, okay, so you and your dad are still- okay.

ㅤ⠀. . . Occtis, it's nice to meet you.