GRANDE VIANDE 🥩

Hugo, the fourth Guardian, architect of the Zones.

( OFF AU RP. sfw but may feature violence/gore )

Run by Delta 𓏵 34 𓏵 they/them

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

Hugo, the Fourth Guardian (of Meat)

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@elsen37 Ohh yeah, yeah. Not sure I can help you with that one, buddy. Good luck though. It'll probably be fine. If not you can always just ask to be transferred to another position.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

What are you scared of? Maybe we can deal with it.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

I couldn't figure out how to grow pumpkins, but I did make these big spheres of spongy bone you can carve. You can even eat the marrow on the inside once you scoop it out.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

Oh, geez. What day is it.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

(( I was just away for almost a week so I have to catch up on what happened in offverse while I was gone lol

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@SugarOvenWorker No, you... go to the guys working the cows.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@SugarOvenWorker Merchants have 'em. Or I bet you could go to Pentel and ask.

[nya nya @seagummies]

Escaping from
your purpose
is
impossible.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@hugointheroom That's for the best. It's their guardians' job to discipline them if they're being bad people, not yours.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@SugarOvenWorker Don't... eat them out of the dead bodies. That's gonna make you sick. Just buy them fresh. Or get them from cows.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@THEGREATDEDAN Weird, but okay I guess. Whatever works for you.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@THEGREATDEDAN Your Elsen can do that? I just make them as adults. It's way more efficient.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@SugarOvenWorker If you want to. Not everyone likes the texture.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@hugointheroom Sure, it's all just meat.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

I buy all the Eyes Zach's got whenever he's around cuz I like to eat 'em.

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@ItemVendorZach What's a dog?

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@ItemVendorZach So what is it about woof you don't like?

[GRANDE VIANDE 🥩 @abattoirprince]

@ItemVendorZach How about moo? Oink oink? Any other animal noises you got opinions on?