abba kadabra✨

ask me about conagra brands

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

All i want is an engineering degree and a pair of kick ass shoes

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[tash @natashamfarmer]

Retweet and I’ll draw your profile pic

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

“U.S. soccer fails to make the Olympics.”

Hi, just a loving reminder that the U.S. Women’s National Team will be at the Olympics.

You know... the reigning World Cup Champs.

[Shakira @jodecicry]

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

Disney really is the Most Magical Place on Earth 💍🥰

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

Is that salt or broken glass on the road? winter is fun!!!

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

My fat ass thought these were glazed donuts

[Jamaine @thejigg]

What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

i went to 4 years of engineering school but adding meters to my current distance at orange theory still has me tripping

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

head shots are just mug shots but make it fancy

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

struggling in quarentine? pretend you’re in a sitcom, stare at invisible cameras, yell at Ross, burn the place down, once the credits roll its all back to normal!

[Nosebleed Sports @NosebleedHQ]

We need sports back 😂 https://t.co/flRIliV9NH

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

jon just tried to microwave his yeti tumbler... his reasoning “they can do everything under the sun”

no jon

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

plz explain why men flip over easy eggs with a fork and then are upset when the yolk breaks

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

are there texas roadhouses in texas? or are they just called roadhouses?

[abba kadabra✨ @abba7980]

day 5 of hawaii: my brother just realized that “mahalo” and “mojito” don’t mean the same thing