Alondra

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[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@conversegyus Exactly

[rory luvs aly 🍒🦋🍉 @conversegyus]

cos she's hot

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@_morethanfamous Can we just stop judging women in whatever way they choose to become a mom? It doesn’t affect u at all

[fab @tenetations]

got excited for the movies releasing in september and my bank account looked at me like this

[ຸ @amalahourly]

It’s 1982, Doja Cat released “Jealous Type” as the lead single off her upcoming album “Vie.”

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@barlowdietcoke I don’t like either of them tbh. They’re both right. Taylor’s actions are insane and Mikayla IS a bitch and talks shit about every one

[ʚɞ @ccmnroe]

me as soon as i learned that stress causes weight gain

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@stoneoreye I mean y’all are kind of dumb if u think every woman is on her side…

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@gvpela I jump between sex and the city, shameless and desperate housewives

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@Nexiraluv Thankfully I don’t work. But I would go insane if that was my situation

[‏ًً @enletritas]

Todos creen que soy un adulto pero por dentro soy así.

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED

[hannah ⟢ @zzataras]

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[Tiger Lily’s Ghost @tigerlilysghost]

“The husband did it”. You guys are not true crime detectives you are retarded

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@AnaClarakkkkl This doesn’t mean they’re fuckin every day all day 😭 it’s literally a once a month window with only like 6 days to

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@zamelia_zamelia @mikasagrada It’s no joke I deadass became an alcoholic bc of it. I literally need to sedate myself just to fall asleep

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@99sznx Is this satire?

[Alondra @abbacadoe]

@cecexclusive__ My moms friend used to worry about her three male teenagers and finding wives because she said they were ugly