Passing by the morgue this morning and somebody's corpse was being moved in a coffin, a woman casually asked "this coffin no be used one?"
Took me a minute to realize what she said doesn't even add up
I used to tell people I didn’t care about being a billionaire (not that it’s easy to achieve) I just don’t care for it. I want to rich enough to afford the things I want and that’s it
When I was studying in Sokoto, I used to love Da’ams’ golden yam and fish sauce on weekends
Waking up this morning and it’s the only thing I want to eat
Many people here mocked the kwankwasiyya group for aligning with the NNPP in ‘23
They’re still saying the same things about NDC
You guys really don’t learn from history or you deliberately choose to be blind to it
Sometimes when reviewing patients in Gynae clinic and I ask if they have heard or know anything about contraception and family planning and they say no, I just look at them in my head and be like “are you kidding me”
Because fr, are you kidding me?
Me: It’s the weekend, I’m going to sleep throughout the night after a long week
*proceeds to wake up by 3am and can’t sleep
Whyyyyy is it so hardddddd to wake up during weekdays and soooooo difficult to sleeeeep during weekends?🙂