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[toxic king @toxicking]

Phone so dry i be checking tomorrow’s weather

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[KMD @thereal__KD]

Craziest part about being a overthinker is most times you right

[Rach @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

The ADHD urge to give yourself “5 more minutes” even though you know 5mins will turn into 50mins. This applies to so many things to

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who tf sees a tomato slice in their burger and just keeps it there

[THATGIRL @SkyMalonn]

The urge to delete all my social media

[abbey @abbaydeeex]

@LTurner25 A. Feckin. Men.

[ไม่สมบูรณ์ 🦋 @icelynnnnn_]

I love tf outta water idk how people don’t drink water😭

[shubble ⭐️🌙 @shelbygraces]

the link between my brain and my mouth is just not there anymore

[Kirk Medas @KirkMedas]

If only I could move to Hawaii and delete social media.

[James B. @PB_and_James]

I don’t understand why fire alarms have to produce the most shrill, awful sounding noises imaginable. I could evacuate just as effectively to the Beach Boys

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

no matter how awful you may be there is a white guy named matt that’s worse

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[kizzy @kiradavinasmith]

why do boys put on lip balm the way they do? i know you all know exactly what i mean

[ilhan @haniruok]

idk why periods bring out the “let’s see how long i can endure this pain without painkillers” masochism in me it’s not the vibe stop

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

Unpopular opinion - chocolate covered strawberries are gross