Dan McMichael

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

Yo @Wendys how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets?

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

one day until it doesn't sound weird to say the year as "twenty-" instead of "two thousand-"

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

always gets just a little verklempt when he listens to Wish You Were Here.

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

doesn't want to stab the good people that run Target's credit services in the face, repeatedly, and feed said faces to them.

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

wants to stab the good people that run Target's credit services in the face, repeatedly, and feed said faces to them.

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

is a godawful lyricist.

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

This is pretty much what I think of my having a Twitter. No one cares enough about my day to day activities for me to write about them.

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

aaaand.....exhaled.

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

....inhaled again!

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

is exhaling.

[Dan McMichael @abbazabaoth]

is inhaling.