i have misplaced my name tag. it must have fallen off during my walk earlier. i am now completely unidentifiable. i can be whoever i want. i am mysterious
gooooob morning. i think today. i’ll lie on the porch. with my front paws crossed. and let the sun shine on my face through the trees. occasionally i will rollover. so it shines on my belly. nobody will stop me. because i deserve this
IF I BRING YA HOME TO MOMMA
I GUESS I BETTER WARN YA
SHE FALLS IN LOVE A LIL FASTER THAN I DO
AND MY DAD WILL CHECK YOUR TIRES
POUR YOU WHISKEY OVER ICE AND
TAKE YA FISHING BUT PRETEND HE DONT LIKE YA
OH AND IF WE BREAK UP,ILL BE FINE
BUT YOULL BE BREAKING MORE HEARTS THAN MINE