ABG

small tush big dreams

[ABG @abbbygee]

My dad just finished 6 weeks of radiation for skin cancer. His treatment was on the 3rd floor and he said he was going to take the stairs for as long as he could. Wednesday was his last day 🥲

[ABG @abbbygee]

I get pocket dialed by the most random people all the time since my name’s at the top of most people’s contact lists (Ab). And the secondhand embarrassment I get for them feels just like whenever someone plugs their phone into the aux and ‘The A Team’ starts playing

[ABG @abbbygee]

“Secrets secrets are no fun” wtf haha yes they are????

[jodie @jodieegrace]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[ABG @abbbygee]

@nickkroll @Jeopardy Finally a jeopardy question I DID know the answer to

[ABG @abbbygee]

Bryce Hall is bleeding on god

[ABG @abbbygee]

@BondJohnBond **yung

[ABG @abbbygee]

If I were still in high school I’d be subtweeting the fk out of Olivia rodrigo’s new song rn

[ABG @abbbygee]

@ShelbyFeigen @carl

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Worst case Ontario is now ACTUALLY worst case scenario. There’s no joke anymore. They’re just synonyms now wtf

[ABG @abbbygee]

@dakcitybish I am right there with you

[ABG @abbbygee]

Fuck Spotify wrapped make me a 2020 DJ Earworm mashup, then we’ll talk.

[ABG @abbbygee]

So idk when the jays became the hottest team in the MLB but yes now I absolutely #respecttoronto

[ABG @abbbygee]

Lowry has some serious BDE rn. Bruised dick energy

[ABG @abbbygee]

@kanyewest @MapleLeafs

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Women w big natural tiddies be like you literally don’t want these huge volumptious tiddles. My back hurts from carrying around my fucking juicy bouncing bosoms all day. It sucks that I have big hot sex cleavage in every shirt. I wish I looked like a little ugly boy like u:(

[ABG @abbbygee]

If you don’t eat timbits in one bite I don’t want to hear it

[ABG @abbbygee]

@MatthewPerry what would Chanandler Bong do? https://t.co/OIjocKXQR1

[ABG @abbbygee]

If you’re a man and you’re not golfing today, you’re poor

[ABG @abbbygee]

Hello Apple can you please tell me again how full my iCloud is I don’t think I got it the last 1827473929 times