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[bug girl @buggirl]

boy math is saying women are too emotional for positions of power and then punching holes in walls when ur mad

[clarabelle 🪩✨ @cbell_cbell]

You’ll find men with receding hair lines usually deserve them

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all hot girls have stomach issues and sleep w stuffed animals

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

(threateningly) im excited to start brainstorming our couples’ halloween costumes for this year babe

[ab @abbbzxo]

new ick unlocked: him dancing to cotton eyed joe

[ab @abbbzxo]

little miss laughs at her own jokes

[ab @abbbzxo]

she’s a 10 but has crushes on fictional characters

[strawberry cake dolly ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @sakurafraise]

it’s so crazy how whenever i see a girl and im like “she’s extremely cute n pretty” she always turns out to be a cancer

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

Real friends talk sense into you, fake friends agree with your every move.

[𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎. 𝕏 @BERLAlN]

me this christmas

[ab @abbbzxo]

the feminine urge to correct the grammar in his texts

[ab @abbbzxo]

this can’t be the same brain that had a 12th grade reading level in the 2nd grade

[Ariam #FreeTigray @iambrattyb]

We were robbed

[ab @abbbzxo]

body dysmorphia 🤝 feeling too small and too big simultaneously