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I am starting to use twitter more often.

[abs @abberjail]

@shanedawson my boyfriend got me one of your hoodies for our 1 year anniversary. And I thought you’d be proud to know that within less than 5 minutes of wearing it I got cinnamon and sugar from my churro all over it...

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@JustinMcElroy Today I told my boyfriend that “I Wanna Rock” by Twisted Sister was the munch squad theme when it played during a Hulu ad. He was very disappointed in me.

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@griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy PLEASE for the love of GOD make a monster factory using DC online. It’s a free game. You pay no money. Please make the worlds least friendly looking super hero. Something.

[abs @abberjail]

I’m nerding out REAL hard here,,,, but this video is gonna make me cry.

[halsey @halsey]

gang gang. #TheHandshake

[abs @abberjail]

It’s so early, @samanthaa_h_ , who is,3 hours ahead of me, isn’t even awake.

[abs @abberjail]

@PhillyD Do you always wake up at 4am? Because I feel like such a stereotypical college student, in this moment, experiencing this tweet, it hurts.

[abs @abberjail]

I love destroying the skin in my mouth with citric acid in the dark.

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Of course the natural thing to do when next to your sleeping significant other and across from your roommate at 3am is to find the open packet of sour patch kids you have and eat them.

[abs @abberjail]

These photos were in my drafts??? And Lucy looks f u c k i n g possessed.

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

What are you doing it for
Who are you doing it for

[abs @abberjail]

This is absolutely my struggle bus rn

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Just lying awake in bed trying to sleep for over 3 fucking hours. How great yeehaw

[Corbyn @corbynbesson]

Honey by @Kehlani is one of my favorite songs rn. pretty sure i’m late to the party but the vocals and melodies in it are unbelievable

[abs @abberjail]

@scarinnick Jennifer forces hers to stay alive by threatening to sing.

[abs @abberjail]

Listen, I have REALISTIC expectations about the new year. I have 0 new goals.

[Satan @s8n]

well would you look at the time

12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2
9 ⊙--—> time to sin
8 4
7 5
6

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

13th Rule for Life: Subscribe to @pewdiepie. cc: @jordanbpeterson

[abs @abberjail]

More fun in the domestic dream life life of Abby: I got married. Also stressful.

[abs @abberjail]

Sometimes I wonder what people would say about me at my funeral, and then I tell myself to strive to be that good of a person. People only remember good things about the dead then.