We pregnancy checked cows today and one had a tag with the number “2319” and I yelled “WE’VE GOT A TWENTY THREE NINETEEN!!” and no one laughed or knew what I was talking about and now I’m actively job hunting because I’ll never flourish in this environment.
Every work email I send:
Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily
High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes