Abbie ☺️

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

[triple p 💞🌸 @Iam_Afrodisiac]

them: “ayo is that usher?”

him: mmmmmwhatchasayyy

[Penn Badgley @PennBadgley]

Idk why but when “kidnap me” is prefaced by “ayoooo” it has a completely different ring to it and I’m not mad

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

@ziggrzz Wait til he mansplains how to use teams later like you didn’t teach him

[Aluve Nguza 🇵🇸 @aluvenguza]

Khloe is complaining about unrealistic beauty stands that she and her family have continued to perpetuate and profit from??? Am I reading right?

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

@DakarriMuhammad @courtneycsmith2 @thepublicfader @Drewgoss1 LMAO uhm I don’t know what to say

[hater @engxl]

wakinupinnamorninthinkinabtsomanythings 😔

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

@united I’ve been on hold for 2 hours, pls help

[brie @_cestlabrie]

“Who wears the pants in the relationship” outdated. Everyone wears pants. “Who wears the docs, who wears the crocs”. Wonderful. Not based on gender stereotypes. Implies someone is emo

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

Dr. Fauci said today that it probably won't be until 2023 that a hibachi chef can throw a shrimp into your mouth at a Benihana.

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

THIS MAN

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

BIG THANKS to the volunteers who made over 784,000 phone calls to senior citizens in Texas today.

You helped to connect them with water, food, transportation, and shelter.

And you made sure that they knew we were thinking about them and that they matter to us.

Goodnight!

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

It actually IS representative of our town because this isn’t his first “scuffle” and he just demolished a huge streaming record last month regardless. We all know it wasn’t his first time using that word. We keep them rich and protected at all costs with no recourse.

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

@quiche_noleash LMAO not to self: don’t make pet insta 👁👄👁🗒✏️

[Brody Logan @BrodyLogan]

10:30 - drop off dry cleaning

11:00 - Joe's thing

2:00 - swing by the post office

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

I want to talk about the inauguration fashion for the rest of my life

[Geeky Waffle Network @Geeky_Waffle]

Today we are all Leslie Knope.

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

How are people still misspelling quarantine

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

are you serious

[Abbie ☺️ @abberz2]

@korylmao Why don’t I remember this