things coach has said in class

“I beat a 11 year old at magic the gathering” -k

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“B-T-Dubs ... I can’t believe I said that” -k

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“There are only two good parts to titanic; when the ship sinks, and when rose is getting painted” -k

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I saw a funny meme and wanted to share it with y’all.” -k

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“Everyone asks me why I want a son so bad. So I can teach him to pee on things” -k

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“Now I love jury duty because I do Law and Order for a minute” -k

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“I’m dying guys. I literally think these are my last moments with you” -k

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“Anybody ever shot a gun? Man, ain’t nothing like it” -k

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“It May get me fired but I’ve always wondered what it would be like to shoot a person. Now I know it’s wrong but part of me wants to know what it’s like. But I’m not going to” -k

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“Put your phones away! You’re about to turn me into a phone nazi”-k

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“Does anybody feel smarter watching Big Bang Theory?” -k

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“Now I do other things to destroy my body. Last night I had half a pizza. I wasn’t even hungry, I just wanted it.” -k

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“We will learn about the American revolution in 4 short school house rock videos” -k

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“You know my kid wouldn’t give me a kiss this morning? So I wouldn’t give him a waffle.” -k

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“I think I have a Twitter. I only follow Peter Griffin anyway. And he’s not even a real person” -k

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“There’s a lot more ganging up on monarchs now” -k

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@Things_A_K_Says welcome to the 2018-2019 edition :))

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“Louis HIV. Wow. Creative” -k

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“You need to be good at fractions because you’re going to be a drug lord one day” -k

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“That’s very Oliver Cromwell” -k

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“I like broc’s face” -k