Abbey Eskens

[William Jewell Baseball @Jewell_Baseball]

Anthony Hansen is good at baseball💪

[GE @g3skins]

It’s almost like all American policies are built to disproportionately help the rich get richer and consolidate wealth but that’s like…not always a great idea

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Am I old if I’d rather die than be in that crowd?

[GE @g3skins]

Not sure how you can beat that #SuperBowl halftime show

[Brittany Mahomes @BrittanyMahomes]

That is now the BEST performance EVER🔥💯

[Abbey Eskens @abbey_georgia]

@bigwhiskeys sooo when are y’all gonna add the southwest eggrolls back to the menu becauseeeee losing those was easily your worst decision 🤔

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

pull up on her with flowers just cuz

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

When you try to Snapchat your friends but you're in the middle of the Super Bowl halftime show:

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[Abbey Eskens @abbey_georgia]

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[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

sometimes the best thing you’ll ever do is walk away from people that are not meant for you.

[Abbey Eskens @abbey_georgia]

@Lizziebug96 woah same

[Randi Mahomes @tootgail]

And to think since middle school i use to get on to Patrick and say “i don’t care if you have to play in the SUPERBOWL” well now he’s here!! @PatrickMahomes You did it son

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

[ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣🌸 @heatherverslues]

When your cramps stop for .5 seconds and you freeze and hold your breath because you just want to enjoy that .5 seconds. What other girls can relate?🤢🤮😰

[@itsNOTdarrr]

HAPPY 1 YEAR OF MY VIRAL VIDEO! 🥳 TIME TO GET RE-EDUMICATED!

[Abbey Eskens @abbey_georgia]

Tonights feels: trapped and ready to give up😞

[Yo man Fav BM🫶🏾 @HennyandB]

I know nobody probably will🤦🏾‍♀️but I'm an aspiring model based out of LA and my break could be on the TL! RT to help a young girl out!! 6’2 ALL legs🦵🏾

[ً @taIIant]

*Me just wanting to get gas*

Gas Pumps:

Credit or debit

Do you want a car wash

Do you want a receipt

Are you high right now

Do you ever get nervous