Abbey Kincade

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

You won't regret giving up 10 seconds of your life to watch this

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

@DickyV33 @adambowser7 Lol

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

Mine will

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

I’m sad that my children will never experience the discombobulating horror of falling asleep to a movie and waking up to the DVD menu

[Hell Sloth (Hell Hell Baby) @PunishedHavoc]

no way in hell these two are played by the same actor

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

justifying a Taco Bell order at 11:42pm

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

them: why are you single?? you should date more!!

me:

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

who asked for this

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Burrito lovers 🤝 beauty lovers

[Gabe González @gaybonez]

Today's actresses simply don't look into tiny mirrors after society's turned them into a monster like they used to.

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

@hughsainsean To be clear it wasn’t Sean Hughes sitting next to me he just feels attacked by the story

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

@G_Eazy @keIseazy all this time I thought it was just me @G_Eazy

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

there have been many red flags coming from Peter no doubt but the biggest red flag has to be that he had never had a crabrangoon..like wtf

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

why do I know exactly what part of the routine she’s doing

[Titi Lee @teresaleebot]

Can I watch the Super Bowl if I haven't seen all 54 seasons of football or do I need to start from the beginning

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop scrolling 🛑 ✋🏾!!! IM FROM THE FUTURE 🤖 🚀🚨i need to let you know 😳😳 that 2020 will be the best year you’ve ever had 🎉🎊🤩🤩! u finna accomplish so much 🥳🥳 & learn a lot about life🌎🌍🤨!! i’m so proud of you 😰😰no cap 🚫🧢 !! ight u can scroll now!! ☝🏾

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

@amymridder @Abbsgurl

[Abbey Kincade @abbey_kincade]

Thanksgiving 2019 - “No, I don’t have a boyfriend. Yes, I’m serious. No, I am not a lesbian. Yes, I’m sure.”

[KYL @kylelebon]

saw lil homie playing w his yo-yo in line at target, asked to take a vid because he was murdering it, turns out literally last weekend he won the national yo-yo world championship in california 😂

[pusswana @kittypeets]

IF HE CAN DO IT THEN SO CAN YOU