The Sox are so atrocious that I’m sitting in a Restaurant in Maine and they have a documentary on the 1980 World Series playing instead of the game that is actively being played
I think there should be a rule that anyone trying to coach the players from the stands must go out on the field and take an at bat. If your such a pro, go out and show it or shut your mouth
Told the guy I’ve been talking to I was going to bed 2 hours ago, then proceeded to read my book, make stickers, and eat ice cream because im literally just a girl
We are safe from having to watch this fuck ass baseball team lose today, but unfortunately that does not mean they can’t find a way to crush my hopes and dreams
"If someone can have as much fun watching me as I'm having out there, I've done my job. I'm having so much fun."
- @RedSox rookie LHP Payton Tolle is living the dream 🙌