Dweeb in the Grass

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[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

I am sitting up in my room in halter and shorts trying to beat the heat with iced coffee, but it simply refuses to be beaten, and the ice persists in melting. 7/6/55

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

Finally on board with baggy pants and I’m really worried they’re going to be out of style soon

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

@beliveau_ali Boooooo

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

How am I supposed to celebrate a country that doesn’t even give me the day after Independence Day off

[Raanan Hershberg @Raanancomedy]

If you like summer your skinny privilege is showing

[Joseph's Technicolor Memecoat (Follow Elsewhere) @JosephsMemecoat]

Joseph's brothers:

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

I just earned “top contributor” status on my local buy nothing page. Is that cringe or impressive? 😬

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

I can’t tell if everyone working at the Starbucks on 3rd & Marion are on coke or if they’re genuinely that happy to be there. Either way, I love them 😘

[Asteroid City @AsteroidCity]

ASTEROID CITY
A film by Wes Anderson
Only in theaters June 16

[who cares @DianaG2772]

What’s the opposite of a stork?

[Emote! at the Location @emotionlocation]

relax! at the bus stop

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

Ballet teacher told me I looked beautiful tonight and that it comes very natural to me 🤩 I will be riding that high for the rest of the week

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

In my unprofessional and near worthless opinion this is one of the best written TV jokes.

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet https://t.co/vV73ZF3ocC

[ijbelette @urhopelesshair]

john lennon waking up after buttcrack surgery: where's yoko

buttcrack surgeon: who do you think gave you the buttcrack

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

they should make anti depressants that work

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

The furniture market is intense.

It's either Ikea or you're spending 10k on a couch.

There's no middle ground

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

@beliveau_ali I assure you, I have never Beez’d

[Dweeb in the Grass @abbeyberttine]

One time when I was a teenager I asked my mom to pick me up some Burt’s Bees lip balm from the store and she was CONVINCED I was Beezin’

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

BEEZIN'???????????????????????