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I wear a lot of black and have the hobbies of a grandma.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

Me: Omg a train! *Pulls out book*

Narrator: She only got to read 3 words before it ended. The saga of a sad girl's life.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

Not sure if the barista put oat milk in my coffee this morning and I have training all day. Send help and prayers.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

Take care of your body and your health.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

Oh it's going to be 90 degrees today?
It would be a shame if I wore one of my 50 all black outfits and then complained about the heat.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

Is it Autumn yet?

[Gator @abbeycroco]

After watching both a 9 month old and a 5 year old for over 3 hours, I'd like to say I have mad respect for parents in general. 1 overwhelming and super busy week + 3 hours of chaos = dead me. I cannot imagine doing this everyday 🙃

[Gator @abbeycroco]

I hope my nieces are book lovers... I want to sit at the table on Thanksgiving day doing this with them.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My son was sitting like this at dinner and we kept asking if he was ok. Thought he might be tired, then started worrying he was upset or not feeling well. Reader, he was READING. He is SNEAKING BOOKS 😍

[Gator @abbeycroco]

@DaksAhoy @itsbethbooker I just would like to chime in and say my grandma had the separate tape rewinding as Grandma's do and I always thought it was soo cool to watch it. It has a little window.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

I've been told recently I'm like a black indoor cat and I've never resonated with something so wholesomely.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

@DaksAhoy 😌 it's a secret

[Gator @abbeycroco]

@DaksAhoy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"tomorrow i’ll wake up early to do it"

me at 10am:

[Gator @abbeycroco]

Woke up at 330pm and all I've accomplished is eating a bowl of cereal.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

Avid readers: Before Goodreads or other digital platforms, how did you keep track of the books you owned in efforts to try to not buy duplicate books? Especially if you owned a lot?

[Gator @abbeycroco]

My baby sister is graduating high school in less than a month and I am unwell.

[Gator @abbeycroco]

My boyfriend's "work wife" is a 60 year old Brazilian guy named Caesar who calls my boyfriend "pumpkin".
My "work wife" is an early 60's lady named Laurie who is a ray of sunshine and calls me "my dear" and other pet names.
I can honestly say we're living our best lives over here

[Gator @abbeycroco]

My coworkers probably think I own exactly 3 colors in my closet. Black, dark green, and dark red because that's all they ever see me wear.

[Sock! ૮₍ • ᴥ • ₎ა @SockCorgi]

Dressed up my foster kitten like a cowboy in an attempt to get him adopted

[Gator @abbeycroco]

@buitengebieden @emcg1993 I'm curious if Honey would just lose her shit. Haha

[Gator @abbeycroco]

We as humans don't deserve pets and anyone who harms or wrongs these precious creatures should be caged over a fiery pit of lava.