Abbey Sargent

I have ideas. sometimes I misspell things.

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

I just watched one too many videos of how they faked the moon landing... #believer

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

“America tends to worship white liquids...” -Isaac

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

Hey if you need to follow our podcast account you can do that! https://t.co/vjo010OFQg

[FriendsInWeirdPlaces @FIWPoddcast]

We recorded our first podcast today.

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

@iamsammote ✋🏼 hi I am jacks number 2 biggest fan.

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

“2017 has been a scooter to the ankle...”

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

“Divendends on a balance sheet...booyah.” #studyingwithrachel

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

Also the kids keep saying “shook.” What’s “shook?!” Why are we that?! #seniorcitizenawareness

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

IM ALREADY TIRED FOR TOMORROW AND I HAVENT EVEN GONE TO BED YET

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

“Buddy, ladies are like bears in the wild, if you feed them they will keep coming back to your door...”

-@iamsammote

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

Jeez. Just watch baseball.

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

"Ooooooh. Thank you Jesus..."

the phrase whispered after you almost drop your phone in the toilet.
#favor

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

Guys don't tell but Christmas music just came on in my Spotify and I DIDNT EVEN TURN IT OFF...

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

"It's almost like a fist was punching through my butt..."

#OverHeardInLaborAndDelivery

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

We're deeply flawed and tremendously loved by God.

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at donuts...

[Liza Koshy @lizakoshy]

all women have matching friendship bracelets

they're just called hair ties

[fancy drew @nicolahearts]

me literally every time @chancetherapper is on

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

@dillharmon hahaha! You're not going to be THAT fat...

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

Pretty. https://t.co/HUjPeadgia

[New York Mets @Mets]

Now that’s the way to end a game. The first of many W’s this season! https://t.co/f3gS4LbrzU

[Abbey Sargent @abbeydeer]

Apparently Taco Bell is the food of champions because I just had the greatest workout of my life. #liftmas