hurricaneabbey

I might be a fuck up, but I wanna do splendid things

[sislin' jones @salty_oyster]

Bathrooms are so gross I'd much rather pee outside

[D🪐 @ayeedev]

anyways the universe is just saving me for someone who deserves me right? Right

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

I strongly believe that hell is an eternal party and I will see all y’all there. Thank you.

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

Oh NYC I miss ya

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

My mom just bought pinball machine to “bring the family closer together”

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

It’s not about where you black out it’s about where you wake up

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

Apparently I have a thing for guys with toe thumbs

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

It’s not drinking alone when you have multiple personalities

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

Jussss beinnnn cute in a bar bathroom

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

I don’t wanna die but I fantasize about getting in a car accident often

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

I can’t believe how much of my life I spent so sad. I’m so happy I’m happy.

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

What a day of work looks like for Abs

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

I don’t think I have ever seen a real Dalmatian.

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

Lmao a lady at work called me wholesome today and I literally cannot think of a more inaccurate way to describe myself. 😂

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

Turns out.... just because something bad happens to you you don’t have to dwell on it and let it affect the rest of your day/week/month/life

[hurricaneabbey @AbbeyDering]

I feel the best I have felt in probably over 10 years